chloe. 21. music major. singer. sister of sigma alpha iota. harry potter. yogscast. minecraft. empires. bob's burgers. roosterteeth. achievement hunter. cute animals. tattoos. pretty things. sarcasm. satire. feminism. pro-choice. pro-lgbtqia rights. body-positive.
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my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen
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"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators